This is a Eulogy for Dorothy.
He passed quite suddenly and peacefully in the waters of his bowl in my living room this morning without having shown any previous signs of Fishy Illness.
He has gone to Beta Fish Heaven from where he will no doubt return often to this earthly plane to haunt me for having named him Dorothy.
No autoposy was performed. A burial at sea was conducted immediately. Not surprisingly the Funeral Director suffered a serious episode of I.E. immediately following the service.